Wednesday, November 17, 2010

My Poetry: Humpty Dumpty silliness

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again

They brought out the tape
And wrapped him up tight
His blood flow was cut
Humpty screamed with fright: Oh! Oh! Oh!


Next they tried glue,
The super stick kind,
They plugged up his nose,
He went out of his mind: Oh! Oh! Oh!


So next came the stapler,
It just had to work.
But the pain was too great,
and it made his head jerk, Ay! Ay! Ay!

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