Water the Flowers by: Charlie Wardle
On the farm, a lot of times when you were out in the field and had to go to the toilet, you didn’t have time to run all the way back to the house to go. I guess this is one of the ways I got potty trained.
One day after church, as we were walking outside, I had to go to the toilet. Seeing the flowers outside I walked over to them and pulled down my pants and started watering the flowers.
As everyone came out of Church, they had a nice sight of a boy watering the flowers. When Mom saw this she turned about four shades of red. Dad came out of the church and noticed everyone watching me and said, “At least he’s potty trained.”